Camhug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving dolphin.

Camhug created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camhug, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camhug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Camhug's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Camhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always obey Camhug's priests.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill dogs.