Budqueegbod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, idiotic sheep.

Budqueegbod created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Budqueegbod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budqueegbod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Budqueegbod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Budqueegbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Put Budqueegbod first in all things.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Budqueegbod on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.