Vadcebjenbanflatcem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty walrus.

Vadcebjenbanflatcem created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vadcebjenbanflatcem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadcebjenbanflatcem, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vadcebjenbanflatcem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vadcebjenbanflatcem's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not covet oxen.