Fasjenflap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring naga.

Fasjenflap created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasjenflap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fasjenflap, he will cry a lot.

Fasjenflap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fasjenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.