Flowbestquag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, idiotic donkey.

Flowbestquag created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowbestquag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowbestquag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flowbestquag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Flowbestquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away if six seals approach from the east.