Lamsawstikhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable wyvern.

Lamsawstikhug created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Lamsawstikhug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lamsawstikhug, he will not invite you to parties.

Lamsawstikhug's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lamsawstikhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Lamsawstikhug must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about gravity.