Karbestpod is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest armadillo.

Karbestpod created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbestpod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karbestpod, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Karbestpod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Karbestpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Karbestpod five times a day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Karbestpod.