Cidnakgam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful owl.

Cidnakgam created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnakgam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidnakgam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cidnakgam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cidnakgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cidnakgam's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Cidnakgam.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat lemons.