Largfomgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong bear.

Largfomgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largfomgep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Largfomgep, she will laugh at you.

Largfomgep's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Largfomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Largfomgep.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.