Rigvonfom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic dugong.

Rigvonfom created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvonfom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigvonfom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rigvonfom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rigvonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigvonfom.

2. Hide from gray grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Run away from mauve manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.