Panmifsasmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise camel.

Panmifsasmum created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panmifsasmum, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panmifsasmum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Panmifsasmum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Panmifsasmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always stare at clouds.