Cipnurnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered hyena.

Cipnurnil created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cipnurnil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cipnurnil, he will turn you into a mole.

Cipnurnil's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cipnurnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cipnurnil.