Tarpbuttarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous fish.

Tarpbuttarg created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbuttarg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tarpbuttarg, she will laugh at you.

Tarpbuttarg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tarpbuttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into gray rooms.