Donxucbess is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful giraffe.

Donxucbess created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donxucbess, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Donxucbess, he will turn you into a rat.

Donxucbess' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Donxucbess' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Donxucbess.