Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional crane.

Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilbafmiddumfitpastomrul.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about cats.