Nurtgumingbosszakjop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome badger.

Nurtgumingbosszakjop created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtgumingbosszakjop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurtgumingbosszakjop, she will curse you with boils.

Nurtgumingbosszakjop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nurtgumingbosszakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtgumingbosszakjop.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.