Jipraggod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Jipraggod created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipraggod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipraggod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jipraggod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jipraggod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jipraggod.