Vabrullrul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow dragonfly.

Vabrullrul created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabrullrul, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabrullrul, she will turn you into a rock.

Vabrullrul's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vabrullrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about fire.