Arpstipgemlinflowfom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous hare.

Arpstipgemlinflowfom created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpstipgemlinflowfom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpstipgemlinflowfom, she will turn you into a mole.

Arpstipgemlinflowfom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Arpstipgemlinflowfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Arpstipgemlinflowfom on top of all buildings.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never talk about cell theory.