Xenvintail is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless crane.

Xenvintail created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenvintail, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xenvintail, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xenvintail's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Xenvintail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Do not take Xenvintail's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt turtles.