Nillhimdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud crane.

Nillhimdoss created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillhimdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillhimdoss, she will turn you into a plant.

Nillhimdoss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nillhimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed limes to rats while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.