Hotomincub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic unicorn.

Hotomincub created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotomincub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hotomincub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hotomincub's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hotomincub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never wear black dresses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured whales.