Wonzodbug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able hedgehog.

Wonzodbug created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonzodbug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wonzodbug, it will turn you into a rock.

Wonzodbug's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wonzodbug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.