Wipfudflat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless spider.

Wipfudflat created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfudflat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipfudflat, it will turn you into a mole.

Wipfudflat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wipfudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Wipfudflat loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.