Vogvidnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent finch.

Vogvidnutt created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvidnutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogvidnutt, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vogvidnutt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vogvidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Respect your elders.