Sogsawvog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong dingo.

Sogsawvog created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Sogsawvog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sogsawvog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sogsawvog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sogsawvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Sogsawvog on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sogsawvog on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.