Ruttonkpin is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless centaur.
Ruttonkpin created everything that exists two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttonkpin, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ruttonkpin, it will turn you into a hamster.
Ruttonkpin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Ruttonkpin's Holy Commandments1. Never wear scarves.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Always obey Ruttonkpin's priests.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always look after injured snails.