Tabsanfengepruttnak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage fly.

Tabsanfengepruttnak created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsanfengepruttnak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabsanfengepruttnak, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabsanfengepruttnak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tabsanfengepruttnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.