Wikjenrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty hamster.

Wikjenrag created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wikjenrag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wikjenrag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wikjenrag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wikjenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.