Koparttetti is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental wyrm.

Koparttetti created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koparttetti, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Koparttetti, he will turn you into a rock.

Koparttetti's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Koparttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Koparttetti.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.