Raplibrapgunrak is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating meerkat.

Raplibrapgunrak created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raplibrapgunrak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Raplibrapgunrak, she will turn you into a rock.

Raplibrapgunrak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Raplibrapgunrak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Raplibrapgunrak.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.