Renhamquill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful sheep.

Renhamquill created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Renhamquill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renhamquill, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Renhamquill's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Renhamquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.