Vadvogmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful spider.

Vadvogmab created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadvogmab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vadvogmab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vadvogmab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vadvogmab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.