Gepraggon is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, compassionate fly.
Gepraggon created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepraggon, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gepraggon, he will not care at all.
Gepraggon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Gepraggon's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never hurt mice.
5. Gepraggon must be the most important thing in your life.