Wigjabhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced skunk.

Wigjabhiv created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigjabhiv, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wigjabhiv, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wigjabhiv's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wigjabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wigjabhiv.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Never talk about badgers.