Fumbodkip is a god.
It takes the form of a large, all-knowing mink.
Fumbodkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fumbodkip, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fumbodkip, it will torture you forever.
Fumbodkip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Fumbodkip's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not kill doves.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always take life seriously.