Gutbegmad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane newt.

Gutbegmad created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbegmad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gutbegmad, it will come to you in dreams.

Gutbegmad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gutbegmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Gutbegmad loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Always help mice in need.