Siglibpitnib Stafflamcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered hydra.

Siglibpitnib Stafflamcut created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siglibpitnib Stafflamcut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Siglibpitnib Stafflamcut, it will torture you forever.

Siglibpitnib Stafflamcut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Siglibpitnib Stafflamcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never sit near birds.