Quagrullveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong lion.

Quagrullveg created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagrullveg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagrullveg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Quagrullveg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quagrullveg's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your legs cyan.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not hurt snails.