Binlibgan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking jellyfish.

Binlibgan created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binlibgan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binlibgan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Binlibgan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Binlibgan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binlibgan.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Never eat green fruit.