Bonmadsom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish parrot.

Bonmadsom created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonmadsom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonmadsom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonmadsom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bonmadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Bonmadsom loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the south.

5. Do not take Bonmadsom's name in vain.