Labzedjat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful fly.

Labzedjat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labzedjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labzedjat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Labzedjat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Labzedjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.