Pogdamfubcencublegbasstik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered raven.

Pogdamfubcencublegbasstik created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdamfubcencublegbasstik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogdamfubcencublegbasstik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pogdamfubcencublegbasstik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pogdamfubcencublegbasstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed onions to mice while wearing gray corsets.

5. Never bounce near snakes.