Xucbamfas Witgepripbithiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate shark.

Xucbamfas Witgepripbithiv created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucbamfas Witgepripbithiv, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xucbamfas Witgepripbithiv, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xucbamfas Witgepripbithiv's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Xucbamfas Witgepripbithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never talk about galaxies.