Mipfliscat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humorless zebra.

Mipfliscat created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Mipfliscat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mipfliscat, he will manifest in front of you.

Mipfliscat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mipfliscat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipfliscat.

3. Always help ants.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.