Tettixuckvog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited clam.

Tettixuckvog created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tettixuckvog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tettixuckvog, she will not invite you to parties.

Tettixuckvog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tettixuckvog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.