Queegcepwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered chicken.

Queegcepwad created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcepwad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegcepwad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Queegcepwad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Queegcepwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing gray jumpers.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about stars.