Gudwegkomtal is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous parrot.

Gudwegkomtal created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudwegkomtal, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudwegkomtal, he will laugh at you.

Gudwegkomtal's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gudwegkomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about lemons.