Pagsug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm penguin.

Pagsug created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Pagsug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pagsug, it will laugh at you.

Pagsug's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Pagsug five times a day.

5. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.