Donlidtetti Fodvogflag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty dugong.

Donlidtetti Fodvogflag created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Donlidtetti Fodvogflag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donlidtetti Fodvogflag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Donlidtetti Fodvogflag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Donlidtetti Fodvogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink mites, for they are unholy.

2. Put Donlidtetti Fodvogflag first in all things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Donlidtetti Fodvogflag must be the most important thing in your life.